From Uniqlo to Zayne and Gigi: what’s hot and what’s not this season

Going up

One Dance Oh, hi, Drake’s song of the summer. Plus points for covering Nico’s These Days.

Drake

Asket Oxford shirts and T-shirts Transparent pricing and longer-length fits. Why did this take so long?

Asket shirts

Hawaii Five-0 The lairy lad’s shirt is having a renaissance – see Gucci and Valentino.

Uniqlo The colourful brand has updated its MoMA collaboration. We love the Kaws pieces #ripeforarevival.

Uniqlo T-shirt

Palace’s cap keyring A tiny baseball cap. Too. Cute.

Tituss from Kimmy Schmidt Our favourite firecracker is back. We can’t wait for the Peeno Noir follow-up.

Tituss from Kimmy Schmidt

Black Converse, rolled-up jeans Totally 80s, and totally spring 16.

Bougainvillea pink and Yves Klein blue The colour combo for next season: seeKim Jones Instagramming Yves Saint Laurent’s Morocco garden for details.

Bougainvillea pink

Going down

Hedi Slimane leaving menswear If he does go to Chanel, it’s a blow for the skinny rock brigade.

Hedi Slimane

Zayn and Gigi Is it just us, or did their couples shoot for US Vogue look like a brochure for a really bad holiday resort? Kim and Kanye did it better.

Muscle vests Just not OK, whether you’re Brooklyn Beckham or Spencer Matthews.

Man in a vest

Menswear collections showing at womenswear Sadface! Gucci, Burberry, Tom Ford… all the glamour is going from men’s shows.

Justin Bieber’s hair Having an identity crisis as we speak.

Justin Bieber

Keanu Reeves on shadows From Speed to Sad Keanu to a book about the aesthetic and literary values of shadows. Cheer up, m8.

Pop men Avicii has retired. Bring on the sadlads Gabriel Bruce and Yung Lean, aka boys singing about heartbreak and home truths.

Avicii

Coolsplaining When someone tells us what’s cool. Or what’s not cool. Back off, pal.